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"If Armistead Maupin and David Sedaris had a love child, it would be Arthur Wooten." - The Examiner - San Francisco
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Fruit Cocktail: A Novel
by Arthur Wooten

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"Novelist Arthur Wooten may very well be living the dream of writing The Great American Novel" - Tim Parks - GLTimes

"Why watch another repeat of Sex And The City, when you can read Arthur Wooten's hilarious tales of the highs and lows of being a "homofessional gaylebrity" looking for love?" - Recording Artist Ari Gold

"Arthur Wooten offers us a juicy treat with his latest, Fruit Cocktail. Writing in a way that is alternately lovely and incisive, Wooten takes a look at the perilous state of same-sex dating in the new millennium in a way that invites both guffaws ... and smiling nods of recognition. An entertaining read from beginning to end."
- Ben Patrick Johnson - Author

"Have you ever had a moment when you realized you made a REALLY BIG mistake? I may be straight but I totally related to Curtis' hysterical misadventures whether dating, dealing with the entertainment industry or being a celebrity."
- Julian Fantechi - Playgirl Man Of The Year - 2007

On Picking Fruit: A Novel
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"If gallantry in our day is defined as facing adversity
with screams of laughter, then this is the most gallant
book I know of." - Edmund White

"...this is the great gay memoir you always wanted to write."
- HX Magazine - New York City

"On Picking Fruit is funny, edgy, unpredictable gay dates from hell. I felt like I was reading my dating autobiography!"
- ANT - Host of VH1's "Celebrity Fit Club" and star of the new LOGO series, "U.S. of ANT"

"Wooten holds a fun-house mirror to our hapless, all-too-human fumblings for true love with hilarious results instantly recognizable to the would-be romantic in each of us."
- Scott&Scott authors of the Romentic Series

"Like many of us, here's a good guy who enters the world 'butt first.' At forty-five he decides to change the angle of his view. On Picking Fruit is a fresh and funny mix of truth and whimsy."
- William Luce - Broadway Playwright

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Dates from hell have never been so heavenly!